Their Bewildered Scammer

Their Bewildered Scammer often carried a pencil sharpener to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Their Bewildered Scammer needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Scammer carried a pen that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

Their Bewildered Scammer always kept a bat that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Scammer owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. This seems an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Their Bewildered Scammer craved for a helmet that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.