My Funny Scammer

My Funny Scammer desperately needed a can of coke that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a new proposal, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

My Funny Scammer desperately looked for a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item selected.

My Funny Scammer always had with them a stapler that they would smash. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

My Funny Scammer desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

My Funny Scammer had a chocolate bar to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

My Funny Scammer always kept a wig that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a wig being the item selected.