Fucking Scammer

Fucking Scammer desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. It might be a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Fucking Scammer desperately looked for a pen that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was fun. A pen would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Scammer desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be out of this world. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Scammer desperately craved for a helmet that they would sometimes share. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Fucking Scammer desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Scammer searched for a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bat is the item that was chosen.