Hungry Scammer

Hungry Scammer always carried a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. It would have been a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Hungry Scammer had a hat to drop. It is a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Hungry Scammer craved for a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Hungry Scammer always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Hungry Scammer looked for a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Hungry Scammer desperately looked for a dildo that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.