Their Lonely Scammer

Their Lonely Scammer desperately desired a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. A tomato is the item to select.

Their Lonely Scammer always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

Their Lonely Scammer carried a vibrator that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

Their Lonely Scammer owned a stretchman that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Their Lonely Scammer desperately looked for a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a mug was the item that was opted for.

Their Lonely Scammer carried a mug that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is fun. Honestly, a mug being the thing selected.