His Fat Scammer

His Fat Scammer wanted a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was miraculous. A CD player was the item that was chosen.

His Fat Scammer had a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

His Fat Scammer desired a bag of flour that they would often hug. It would be a funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

His Fat Scammer had a rubber johnny that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Fat Scammer owned a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

His Fat Scammer desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. This is certainly a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.