The Purple Scammer

The Purple Scammer carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Scammer desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Scammer desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Scammer desperately needed a little monkey to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a little monkey having that done to it

The Purple Scammer found a custard pie that they would worship. It is a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Purple Scammer looked for a custard pie to put in the bath with him. It is a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A custard pie is the thing that was chosen.