Their Red Scammer

Their Red Scammer wanted a crown that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a crown was the chosen thing.

Their Red Scammer desperately looked for a bat that they liked to cuddle. It would be a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item selected.

Their Red Scammer always kept a bag of flour that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Their Red Scammer had a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Their Red Scammer always had with them a stapler that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was stunning. A stapler having that done to it

Their Red Scammer desperately needed a bottle of beer to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.