My Silly Scammer

My Silly Scammer owned a set square that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Silly Scammer often carried a piece of paper that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a new thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be epic. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

My Silly Scammer owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

My Silly Scammer owned a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was wonderous. A vibrator of all things.

My Silly Scammer always carried a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Scammer desperately needed a can of coke that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.