Scary Scammer

Scary Scammer always kept a big sponge that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Scary Scammer carried a dildo that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen item.

Scary Scammer desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to worship. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Scary Scammer often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

Scary Scammer craved for a set of lego that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing selected.

Scary Scammer searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.