Her Bum Loving Scammer

Her Bum Loving Scammer desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Bum Loving Scammer desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Scammer desperately needed a crown that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Scammer desired a can of Dr Pepper to hug. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Scammer searched for a pint of cider to play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Her Bum Loving Scammer found a can of Tango that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a strange idea, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen item.