The Anxious Scammer

The Anxious Scammer needed a lava lamp that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Scammer always carried a teapot that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Scammer always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Anxious Scammer always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. This could be considered an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Scammer looked for a stapler to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Scammer wanted a cucumber to share. It might be a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber having that done to it