Confused Scammer

Confused Scammer looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Confused Scammer carried a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

Confused Scammer searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a curious operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is out of this world. A rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Confused Scammer found a magic 8 ball that they would often share. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was epic. A magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

Confused Scammer owned a crown that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Scammer owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.