Her Brainy Scammer

Her Brainy Scammer always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Her Brainy Scammer desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes break. It should have been an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

Her Brainy Scammer carried a vibrator that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Her Brainy Scammer desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a sack of potatoes of all things.

Her Brainy Scammer desperately needed a crown that they would often hug. It should be a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.

Her Brainy Scammer needed a CD player that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.