The Lucky Santa

The Lucky Santa always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Lucky Santa needed a lava lamp that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Santa desired a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. It is an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Lucky Santa looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Lucky Santa wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Lucky Santa craved for a stretchman that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be exciting. Honestly, a stretchman being the item opted for.