The Naughty Santa

The Naughty Santa often carried a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Santa always carried a dildo that they liked to experiment on. It is an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. A dildo was the chosen item.

The Naughty Santa searched for a piece of paper to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Santa desired a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt it was spectacular. A sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Naughty Santa always carried a can of Tango to sit and look at. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Santa always kept a stapler that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A stapler would be the item chosen.