A Square Santa

A Square Santa needed a stretchman that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Santa carried a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

A Square Santa wanted a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a crown having that done to it

A Square Santa always carried a sword that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered it was out of this world. A sword having that done to it

A Square Santa found a bag of poop that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt it was awesome. A bag of poop being the chosen item.

A Square Santa desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.