My Anxious Santa

My Anxious Santa desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

My Anxious Santa craved for a bat that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

My Anxious Santa wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to break. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

My Anxious Santa needed a pint of cider that they would share. One might consider this to be an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider having that done to it

My Anxious Santa searched for a little monkey that they would often throw. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.

My Anxious Santa carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.