The Curious Santa

The Curious Santa looked for a cheese grater that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Curious Santa had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was spectacular. A bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Curious Santa carried a bat that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be an original operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Curious Santa needed a set of lego that they liked to throw. It is a different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

The Curious Santa desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Curious Santa found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.