The Special Santa

The Special Santa carried a bag of poop that they would smash. It should be a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Special Santa desperately searched for a crown that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to select.

The Special Santa looked for a sword that they would worship. It would be an odd action, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing selected.

The Special Santa craved for a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a different activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it was exciting. Honestly, a mug being the thing selected.

The Special Santa carried a spade that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Santa owned a teapot that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.