Round Santa

Round Santa desired a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was epic. Strangely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

Round Santa desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

Round Santa carried a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Round Santa desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

Round Santa often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

Round Santa always kept a helmet to cuddle. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet was the chosen item.