His Square Santa
His Square Santa desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be amazing. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to opt for.
His Square Santa owned a tomato to play with. One might say this is a new activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato of all things.
His Square Santa wanted a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.
His Square Santa desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.
His Square Santa desperately craved for a helmet that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be wonderous. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.
His Square Santa desperately needed a radiator that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. A radiator was the chosen item.
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