Their Foolish Santa

Their Foolish Santa had a crown that they sometimes worship. It was an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was awesome. A crown being the item selected.

Their Foolish Santa desperately desired a porno magazine to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Their Foolish Santa desperately desired a mug that they would often worship. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Santa desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to smash. It would have been a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

Their Foolish Santa always kept a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Foolish Santa needed a computer that they would worship. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a computer was the item that was chosen.