A Naughty Santa

A Naughty Santa looked for a stretchman to play with. This seems a curious activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

A Naughty Santa had a little monkey that they would demolish. One might say this is an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was wonderous. A little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Santa always carried a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Santa desired a dildo that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a new action, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Santa desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Santa owned a toilet brush to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.