My Bum Loving Santa

My Bum Loving Santa had a cheese grater that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected it was miraculous. A cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Santa needed a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Santa looked for a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Santa desperately craved for a piece of paper to demolish. It was a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Santa desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Santa desperately looked for a computer that they would throw. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a computer is the item to select.