The Chinese Santa

The Chinese Santa desperately needed a bottle of wine to experiment on. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Santa desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Chinese Santa found a teapot that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Santa found a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Chinese Santa desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to select.

The Chinese Santa often carried a dildo that they would occasionally throw. It is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A dildo is the thing that was chosen.