Her Silly Santa

Her Silly Santa desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. It was an extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Silly Santa carried a magic 8 ball that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

Her Silly Santa always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Her Silly Santa desperately looked for a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

Her Silly Santa found a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

Her Silly Santa wanted a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.