The Gentle Santa

The Gentle Santa found a set square that they sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set square was the chosen item.

The Gentle Santa desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Santa desperately needed a ball that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Santa always had with them a can of coke that they would drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Santa carried a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. It was a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Santa desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.