The Different Santa

The Different Santa wanted a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Different Santa desperately desired a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Santa had a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Different Santa desired a chocolate bar that they liked to worship. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Different Santa wanted a bag of flour to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Santa had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.