My Purple Santa

My Purple Santa looked for a little monkey to throw. It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

My Purple Santa desperately craved for a computer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A computer is the item that was chosen.

My Purple Santa carried a condom that they would often share. It would have been a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A condom would be the chosen thing.

My Purple Santa found a pencil sharpener to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

My Purple Santa desired a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Santa desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to choose.