Different Santa

Different Santa desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. This seems an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Different Santa desperately needed a bag of flour to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A bag of flour of all things.

Different Santa desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often smash. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Different Santa owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Different Santa desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes share. It might be a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Different Santa desperately wanted a toilet brush to worship. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to select.