The Crypting Santa

The Crypting Santa desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Crypting Santa had a set of lego to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a set of lego having that done to it

The Crypting Santa desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be breathtaking. A cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Santa desperately looked for a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Santa searched for a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Santa craved for a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.