My Careful Santa

My Careful Santa desperately desired a CD player that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to choose.

My Careful Santa desired a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

My Careful Santa looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

My Careful Santa found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Careful Santa desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

My Careful Santa always carried a stretchman that they would often experiment on. It is a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to choose.