История №10 за 03 ноября 2018
На дачном пруду летом искупался, вышел - полотенце ждёт, ждут тапочки, и бутылочка минералочки холодная. Открываю её, она шипит из-под пробки. На этот звук подскакивает РядомЗагорающийМужик весом под стопятьдесят кило, осмотрелся и прилёг обратно. И не толстый, а здоровый. Я под его взглядом всех святых помянул. Загорать не планировал. Так, освежиться, обсохнуть и далее. Сижу. Подходит дама весьма привлекательная, но размерами больше РядомЗагорающегоМужика. Садится и игриво меня рассматривая, достаёт полтарашку пенного, скручивает пробку. Раздаётся "пшик" и подскакивает РядомЗагорающийМужик: Тома, хватит уже пить!
Невинные глаза с укором смотрят. Из губ доносится: Коль, я только три глоточка...
- Ага, из седьмой бутылки!
- Ну, Коля...
Под мурлыканья Коля отворачивается и снова становится РядомЗагорающимМужиком.
Внимание Томы переходит на меня. Я уже начал тонуть в её омуте глаз. Но, что-то заставило меня подняться и направиться в сторону дома. Чувство супружеской верности? Или кулаки РядомЗагорающегоМужика размером с пол моей голрвы?
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