The Retarded Robin

The Retarded Robin often carried a mug that they would often throw. It was a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Robin desired a cucumber that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Robin found a bottle of beer to put down their trousers. This seems a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea is amazing. A bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Robin desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would share. One might say this is an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Robin desperately craved for a wig that they would demolish. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who felt it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Robin found a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a CD player is the item that was chosen.