A Fucking Robin

A Fucking Robin desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

A Fucking Robin desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Robin looked for a toilet brush that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Robin, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. A toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Robin always kept a crown that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Robin looked for a computer that they liked to smash. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was epic. A computer being the chosen thing.

A Fucking Robin desperately needed a magic 8 ball to try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.