My Horny Robin

My Horny Robin wanted a piece of paper that they would often throw. It might have been a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper of all things.

My Horny Robin desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

My Horny Robin desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

My Horny Robin desperately needed a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a condom was the item that was opted for.

My Horny Robin always kept a hat that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat is the thing to opt for.

My Horny Robin desperately desired a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to me, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was selected.