The Unusual Robin

The Unusual Robin desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Robin, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the item selected.

The Unusual Robin often carried a teapot that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Unusual Robin searched for a pen to annihilate It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Unusual Robin craved for a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who expected it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Unusual Robin carried a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who assumed it would be sublime. A bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Robin found a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a stapler of all things.