The Fat Robin

The Fat Robin looked for a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Fat Robin searched for a lava lamp to annihilate It would be a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Robin, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Robin desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Robin desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Fat Robin desperately searched for a wig that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Fat Robin always had with them a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.