My Retarded Robin

My Retarded Robin found a custard pie that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Robin needed a teapot that they would often break. This is certainly a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

My Retarded Robin wanted a rubber chicken that they would cuddle. It would be a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

My Retarded Robin needed a tomato that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen thing.

My Retarded Robin owned a computer that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be fun. Strangely, a computer was the chosen item.

My Retarded Robin always had with them a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.