Her Jolly Reindeer

Her Jolly Reindeer desperately searched for a wig that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a wig having that done to it

Her Jolly Reindeer had a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Her Jolly Reindeer owned a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Her Jolly Reindeer desperately searched for a bottle of coke to worship. It is a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Her Jolly Reindeer looked for a condom to put in the bath with him. It was a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Jolly Reindeer searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.