The Eccentric Reindeer

The Eccentric Reindeer had a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Reindeer desperately wanted a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Reindeer carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Reindeer craved for a stretchman that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Reindeer needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Reindeer always carried a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was selected.