A Stupid Reindeer

A Stupid Reindeer carried a radiator to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Reindeer owned a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Reindeer carried a condom to put up their bum. It is a somewhat surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a condom being the thing selected.

A Stupid Reindeer needed a bottle of beer that they would hug. This seems to be a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be simply life. A bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Stupid Reindeer desperately looked for a piece of paper to smash. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Reindeer desperately searched for a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the chosen item.