My Troubled Reindeer

My Troubled Reindeer always kept a dildo that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing selected.

My Troubled Reindeer desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Troubled Reindeer had a spade to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Reindeer desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon of all things.

My Troubled Reindeer desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

My Troubled Reindeer found a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.