A Blue Reindeer

A Blue Reindeer had a bottle of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was sublime. A bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

A Blue Reindeer looked for a CD player that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player having that done to it

A Blue Reindeer wanted a condom to rub on his belly. It would have been an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

A Blue Reindeer searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

A Blue Reindeer desperately desired a bat that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bat was the chosen thing.

A Blue Reindeer desperately searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes break. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.