Their Retarded Reindeer

Their Retarded Reindeer owned a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Reindeer always had with them a block of cheese that they would often worship. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Reindeer carried a big sponge that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Reindeer always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been an unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

Their Retarded Reindeer had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was epic. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Retarded Reindeer craved for a pint of cider that they liked to break. It might have been a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.