The Grumpy Reindeer

The Grumpy Reindeer carried a can of coke that they liked to share. It is an exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Reindeer wanted a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Reindeer always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Reindeer desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would demolish. It should have been an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine of all things.

The Grumpy Reindeer found a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Reindeer needed a crown that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.