The Ugly Queen

The Ugly Queen had a vibrator that they liked to smash. It should be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Queen had a hat that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Queen carried a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Queen needed a bag of flour to rub on his belly. It might have been a weird idea, to most, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Ugly Queen often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Queen needed a stretchman to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to choose.