The Lovely Queen

The Lovely Queen had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Lovely Queen looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Queen craved for a dildo to hug. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Queen desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a funny idea, to many, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Queen needed a set square that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Queen often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.