The Cheerful Queen

The Cheerful Queen desperately desired a pen that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Queen found a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. It is a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Queen always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often sleep with. It would be an odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Queen desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Queen desperately searched for a set square that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is fun. Strangely, a set square was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Queen owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. It is an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is awesome. A pint of cider of all things.